Humor Archive

"Digital matchmakers such as Match.com and Yahoo Personals' ClubConnect are all the rage these days among singles searching for sweethearts. Who knew your soul mate was a mouse click away?" Read the rest of the story at ZDNet. Our Take: Well, I did find my beloved husband on the net, exchanging (angry) emails "discussing" technical details of the nVidia TNT2 and BeOS, as a follow up of a news story on BeNews, exactly two years ago. The emails were followed by IRC & ICQ chats, and the rest is history...

Who said that Microsoft has closed the doors for the alternative operating system's success? Here is how Microsoft and their technologies can help an alternative OS distribution: "1. Make a bootable image of your OS, 2. Attach it to an e-mail, 3. Attatch Rawrite.exe to the same e-mail, 4. Make a VBS script that writes it to the disk of the e-mail receiver, and also sends copies of itself on to all the receiver's friends, 5. Send the email to all _your_ friends and addresses in your contact list (at least they'll be for now). Unconfirmed step 6: Go to jail." The joke was first published on the alt.os.develop newsgroup.