“No, Billy, USB thumb drives are not made in a magical land with fairy dust and Unicorn tears, and they’re not born in the space beneath the Razzleberry waterfall. Yes, we’re as shocked as you are. Luckily, the gang at Netbook News are on hand to set us straight with this video of the Kingston Manufacturing Plant, which offers us a rare glimpse into all of the stamping, printing, baking, cutting, and packaging that goes into getting you the portable storage you crave.”