http://www.osnews.com/comics OSNews Comics: the humorous side of technology news en-us Copyright 2001-2008, David Adams Sun, 18 May 2008 03:50:01 GMT http://www.osnews.com/images/osnews.gif http://www.osnews.com/comics http://osnews.com/story/19722/Limp http://osnews.com/story/19722/Limp <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/limp.jpg" width="500" height="415" title="And when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists / I never did anything to you, man / But no matter what I try / You'll beat me with your bitter lies / So call me crazy, hold me down / make me cry, get off now, baby / It won't be long 'till you'll be / lying limp in your own hands" alt="Limp." border="1" /></center> Wed, 07 May 2008 21:24:40 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19709/Paris http://osnews.com/story/19709/Paris <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/paris.jpg" width="500" height="400" title="Seriously now, I had personal matters to attend to. Focus Shift is back now." alt="Paris." border="1" /></center> Sat, 03 May 2008 20:23:14 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19667/Welcome http://osnews.com/story/19667/Welcome <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/welcome.jpg" width="500" height="472" title="/me ducks" alt="Welcome." border="1" /></center> Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:45:49 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19628/Brain http://osnews.com/story/19628/Brain <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/brain.jpg" width="400" height="498" title="I mean, there has to be some reason why SkyOS advances so quickly with one developer and all. Oh and before knickers get in twists: THIS IS A JOKE." alt="Brain." border="1" /></center> Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:47:22 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19611/Copyright http://osnews.com/story/19611/Copyright <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/copyright.jpg" width="500" height="649" title="Why do men never notice BEFORE going to the bathroom that there's no toilet paper in the house?" alt="Copyright." border="1" /></center> Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:56:22 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19587/Relevant http://osnews.com/story/19587/Relevant <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/relevant.jpg" width="500" height="439" title="Really, it doesn't. It's not like you'll hear anyone important ever say AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO TWITTER." alt="Relevant." border="1" /></center> Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:55:10 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19582/SkyOS http://osnews.com/story/19582/SkyOS <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/skyos.jpg" width="424" height="608" title="Really. It's getting very old. And I hope I got that bit of of MySQL command right, by the way." alt="SkyOS." border="1" /></center> Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:23:32 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19557/Fools http://osnews.com/story/19557/Fools <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/fools.jpg" width="500" height="600" title="Four doors in one comic. I'm making up for the lack of 'm in the past few comics." alt="Fools." border="1" /></center> Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:47:11 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19548/Curling http://osnews.com/story/19548/Curling <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/curling.jpg" width="500" height="656" title="You might want to check Wikipedia's entry on curling for this one. By the way, the men's world championships are 5-13 April." alt="Digg." border="1" /></center> Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:58:32 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19542/Hacker http://osnews.com/story/19542/Hacker <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/hacker.jpg" width="500" height="488" title="The guy was an ex-NSA employee. Weird. I always thought ex-NSA employees were zapped by a weird stick that erases memories using a flash of light." alt="Digg." border="1" /></center> Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:55:05 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19536/Digg http://osnews.com/story/19536/Digg <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/digg.jpg" width="500" height="545" title="We ARE talking Digg people here, not sure if they are actually worth a comic. In all seriousness now, I actually really like xkcd. It's a great comic, much, much better than the doodles I put up here. Go read 'm sometime." alt="Digg." border="1" /></center> Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:39:22 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19513/Plato http://osnews.com/story/19513/Plato <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/plato.jpg" width="499" height="370" title="I never thought my Latin/Greek education would ever be of use. Funny thing, life." alt="Plato." border="1" /></center> Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:04:50 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19498/Heaven http://osnews.com/story/19498/Heaven <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/heaven.jpg" width="500" height="590" title="Did you know conspiracy nutjobs use Kubrick's film adaption of '2001' as proof that the lunar landings were fake? Did those morons ever watch the film? If the lunar landings were anything like the 2001 film, I'd want NASA drug tested." alt="Heaven." border="1" /></center> Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:32:31 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19482/Omaha http://osnews.com/story/19482/Omaha <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/omaha.jpg" width="600" height="504" title="So yes I have my doubts about humanity's future. Sue me." alt="Omaha." border="1" /></center> Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:19:53 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift http://osnews.com/story/19466/OS-Risk http://osnews.com/story/19466/OS-Risk <center><img src="http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/osrisk.jpg" width="500" height="500" title="What a weekend of playing Risk with friends (and too much alcohol) can lead to..." alt="OS Risk." border="1" /></center> <p> This is OS Risk. <a href="http://osnews.com/img/19466/osrisk_board.jpg">Download the complete board</a> [1750x1241 .jpg]. Rules and description are located on the board. Enjoy.</p> Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:25:45 GMT donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda) Focus Shift